Not much! More won't hurt, but it doesn't take a lot. The idea is to make their food different and delicious in all the right ways. This isn't like adding a food treat. Think of it like salting a baked potato, or an avocado.  But don't think of it like curing a ham, or preserving Cod. This is more like pixie dust from a dog friendly farm.  Said farm may be the place dogs dream about.

We take our food sourcing seriously because we know how important food safety is to you and your pet. Our U.S. suppliers are certified through SCS Global Services, SQF Food Safety certification and ECOCERT.  We feed Miss Porkchop’s meal topper to our own family pets, and Miss Porkchop strives to provide the highest quality ingredients. 

There are three delicious Meal Toppers. Sea Dog, Summer Camp and Forager 1. You can see the ingredients here.

Yes.

Just ask. Someone from Miss P's press team will respond promptly. Look for a reply from her intern, Phillis Dogahue, from our Boundary Water's office in Saskatoonachiniwata, Canada. Because of the rural mailing system Post Office, there may be a delay—Thanks for your patience. Also, your autographed photo may arrive wet. Or, have a Duck Stamp.

There are 14 generations. It's a long lineage, and the family's success has taken many forms, but they have all left their mark. There have been circus performers, seeing eye experts, and even mystics. But, the Meal Topper has been the primary throughline, handed down from Mother to Daughter for nearly 40 years. 

You have 30 days to return items for a full refund, with or without a receipt. Sprinkles must still have their original containers. Call it a guarantee, or call it just being neighborly. We just want you to be happy. Sending back an empty tin is awkward for everyone, and the Great Pyrenes (MPC bodyguard) will judge you.

We were! But, it's 2024 and Pork Chop #11 supports inclusivity. So, now we do a CAT TOPPER. 

SIDE NOTE: Isn't it weird that people say they aren't Cat people, but those people sometimes have a caveat about "...some kind of cool Cat they know, or knew, or were stuck taking care of?" (maybe in some friend's apartment). Those Cat-haters disliked the Cat at first, but eventually understood that Cats are both weird and cool. It doesn't make sense until you look into the eyes of a Snow Leopard and realized they could terrorize an Ibex in the morning, then play with a yarn ball in a a high-alpine glaciated play zone. You may be asking "Does Miss Porkchop like Cats?" The answer would be "No. Nope and no way." Miss Porkchop is a legit queen, with the manners to match, so she's trying, hence this Peace Offering.

If you mean "do we throw the peace sign while driving a pickup rurally," then sure. But, if you're asking because of our approach to the ingredients, then no. All food can be sourced in a more thoughtful way, and if we have to pay a little more for organic, why not do it? It's not about hippies or even being progressive, it's just being rational about the food we feed our furry friends. This is why we don't make a fuss about our straight-up kickass approach to ingredients. We just think our customers are smart. —Peace Cats and Kittens. 

We've been supporting animal shelters and volunteering in our mountain community long before we helped Miss P start this company. This will continue.

Food.

Miss P will be the big dog doing the acquisitions. But, because it's already rumored in the financial tabloids,(thanks a ton Jim Cramer), she is in talks to buy Apple in an all-cash deal. 

Professional Graphic Designers reside here in Miss Porkchop's Fantasy Food Castle HQ (Level 17. Some day tours may be offered). Please know that the design team is paid handsomely, and swank housing is provided for all staff members and belfry loungers (we're talking to you Weimaraners). Also, if you are asking because you like our labels, this is because we really take care of our design team, many of whom have undiagnosed ADHD. MPC LLC provides a 370-jet spa with mood lighting next to each workstation for typographic musing. Also, they are for hire if you have an interesting project.