Frequently asked questions
How many flavors are there?
There are three delicious Meal Toppers for dogs. Please take a look at all of our mouth-watering products.
Does Miss Porkchop have a sister?
Yes. Yes, she does.
How do I get an autographed picture of Miss Porkchop?
Just ask. Someone from Miss P's press team will respond promptly. Look for a reply from her intern, Phillis Dogahue, from our Boundary Water's office in Saskatoonachiniwata, Canada. Because of the rural mailing system, Post Office, there may be a delay. Thanks for your patience. Additionally, your autographed photo may arrive slightly damp. Or, have a Duck Stamp.
How many Miss Porkchops have there been?
There are 14 generations. It's a long lineage, and the family's success has taken many forms, but each has left its mark. There have been circus performers, seeing eye experts, and even mystics. But the Meal Topper has been the primary throughline, handed down from Mother to Daughter for nearly 40 years.
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Are any purchases final sale?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.